Swifty Says Farewell To Dawn Yang. XiaXue Is Pissed. Guestblogger Justin Is Happy.
I have wondered about the crazy flood of hits I've been getting during the past night. It was strange, did fantasy author Robin Hobb unleash her band of merry fans upon Guestblogger Justin for his brilliant rebuttal against her fanfic rant? Or have all my female Swiftyholics appeared in unison to cheer for me during my daily NanoWriMo progress report?
Those DID happen, but it turned out that most came here via search engines whilst searching for Dawn Yang, which surprised me verily. Have people found out about our illicit love affair couple of years ago? And that they've decided to come here wanting my ass?
I didn't find out until today from Suanie's blog (I was getting hits from her place, thus I was curious) that something else happened.
Some of you may know that not too long ago, Dawn Yang did a webcomic with me in it, in response to the webcomics I did with her in it. She ended up winning my 'Chubby Cheeks contest', to the dissatisfaction of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and some other dead guys. However, after what happened, I decided to reevaluate the her webcomic, and I came to realize what she was trying to say. (Her comic had been taken down from her blog by imageshack due to the exceeding of bandwidth, so click here instead. And no, you didn't read that wrong, the link is to a webcomic done by Dawn Yang herself)
It was deep. Lots of stuff going on between the lines that she was trying to convey in that comic:
Fly back to Mars = Score an artiste management contract
Her scary-side like that Species alien = The possibility of her acting in huge-budget alien films. (But hopefully with Sigourney Weaver's career, not Natasha Henstridge's.)
Of course, some old dude, before he got shot, told me that with great power comes great responsibility, and Dawnie-poo's shot to stardom will mean that she is unable to read this blog much anymore. And thus her webcomic shifted to a wistful and somber mood, lamenting about the sacrifices she has to make.
Congrats, my dear, here's another webcomic for you before you reach superstardom, done Casablanca-style.
(Go read the other Dawn Yang webcomics)
Well, dearie, once you have grown tired of torching aliens in big-budget films, and want to appear in some thought-provoking low-budget indie films worthy of international acclaim, you know which filmmaker to look for.
And special thanks to Miss Wendy Cheng, who knows not the existence of this blog. All joking aside, I find it highly ironic that, of all people, Xiaxue was one of the rare few who understood what I was trying to say in this entry of mine, about my personal fear of being labeled as a 'blogger'.
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11/10/2005 05:52:00 PM
ah hah hah.. poor you..
pats shoulder..
11/10/2005 09:08:00 PM
plastic surgery expose on dawn yang over at gssq.blogspot.com
would you have liked her before, when she was looking chinese? you should be ashamed of yourself. i wouldn't even call her pretty now. she looks like michael jackson.
11/10/2005 10:37:00 PM
Whoa. Smear campaign.
11/11/2005 02:08:00 AM
bah I think you are over reacting with that blogger-not-a-blogger business.
you can be all that and more. like, donkey tail puller.
11/11/2005 02:11:00 AM
Well, considering that I'm in fact a writer filmmaker, it is not entirely overreacting to WORRY yourself being defined only by blogging and nothing else, to have your real-life exploits overshadowed by your online ones.
12/05/2005 08:27:00 PM
*lol*
3/11/2007 12:38:00 PM
Some people might sneer at us who aren't blinded by her superficial ' plastic' facade and say "Oh, its none of your business whether she had surgery or not." But look here, having plastic surgery and being quiet about it and staying out of the limelight is one thing, but BUYING fame and better prospects with money is another.
Females who don't know any better would starve themselves stick-thin or even undergo surgery and even lose their self esteem because this plastic attention whore is being marketed and hailed as the ideal woman!!
Then again, if she would just admit instead of vehemently denying that she had surgery, we would forgive her anyway. But NO!! All she is doing is sending out the msg that screams : " HEY , IF YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS, GO SELL YOUR BODY OR SPLURGE YOUR PARENTS MONEY SO YOU CAN BUY A BEAUTIFUL FACE LIKE MINE!!!"
Anyone with a brain can see how 'plastic' and unnatural she looks, and yeah, not everyone has the priveledge of being Jap one day and Thai the next.
2/28/2008 03:47:00 PM
Good to hear that Dawn Yang was saved before becoming another Edison Chen victim. That man is too sleek!
2/28/2008 03:52:00 PM
Dawn preferred men of substance like me.
7/05/2008 02:23:00 PM
although Dawn is not an Edison Chen victim, she is Royston Wu's victim.
7/09/2008 12:09:00 PM
It seems that the fight between xiaxue and dawn yang has come to a settle. It's the media that makes the situation hotter and hotter. Xiaxue seeked for apology, and Dawn yang cancelled her lawsuit.. read more...
http://blog.mystarhill.com/gossip/xiaxue-vs-dawn-yang-clash-of-singapore-blog-titans/